

Oh Chardonnay, you are so popular, so diverse, so intriguing, so fruity, and so commonly possessing of wood...erm oak... I meant oak... Oaky flavors... toasty, nutty, coconutty, vanillay...
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Moving on!
This grape is very intriguing as it can be grown in cool to hot climates, have a broad range of flavors, age well, and of course be ridiculously expensive (Meursault and Puligny Montrachet are wonderful examples, although not excluding certain vineyards in Napa as well). The range in flavors usually sticks to green fruit, citrus, mineral, stone fruit, tropical fruit, and the well known oaky/creamy notes. It is generally a full-bodied, creamy, fruity and pretty acidic wine that makes use of malolactic fermentation, the addition lees, and oak. Cooler climates that allow the grape to ripen slowly tend to let the flavors build up, giving more intense notes that range from quarter note triplets, to the occasional dotted eighth. Which let’s be honest... is just redundant, unnecessary, and only used to aggravate people.
Musical theory aside, pairing this wine works with a huge variety of dishes. Contrary to popular belief you can pair this with more than chicken and fish! If you get a Chardonnay that is near the size of Rhode-Island, it is pretty safe to say that as long as the flavors of the dish are similar to the notes/flavors in the wine, you can get away with pairing it with red meat, etc... I know, that seems like crazy talk, but rest assured the same thing goes for using balsamic vinegar and sweet vermouth in a martini. You say it can’t be done?! I say nay to you thy restrained of thought onlookers. ‘Tis possible to do much if thine heart is true and thy flavors and body of... wine... white...
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